Bonney's
Vacation Sagas

12 Nights Scandinavia & Russia Cruise
Roundtrip Harwich on Royal Caribbean's
Jewel of the Seas
June 11, 2011

Pre-Cruise Harwich, England At Sea Copenhagen, Denmark At Sea Stockholm, Sweden Helsinki, Finland
St. Petersburg, Russia Tallinn, Estonia At Sea Gothenburg, Sweden At Sea London, England Post-Cruise

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If elephants could fly I'd be a little more optimistic
I don't mean to sound so pessimistic
But I don't think that cow really jumped over the moon

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Wednesday, June 17, 2011 First Day      Second Day      Day 7 of Cruise - St. Petersburg, Russia

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Another day, another port. This time St. Petersburg, Russia. St. Petersburg is rich in cultural heritage, and a masterpiece of architecture that embodies the soul of Imperial Russia. In 1703, Peter the Great built a fortress on the banks of the Neva River, and by 1712 a new city had emerged. Elegant façades, glorious cathedrals, and grand residences were built along the city's canals. Construction flourished under Catherine the Great, and the city gained new splendor with elaborate palaces, lovely parks, and magnificent squares designed by French and Italian architects. St. Petersburg is the most European-influenced city in Russia, and certainly the most spectacular.

We were warned that typical Russian dishes include borscht, a beetroot soup; beef stroganoff, thin slices of beef braised with mushrooms, onions and sour cream; and the famous chicken kiev, chicken breasts wrapped around garlic butter, usually breaded and sautéed. The Russians are also famous for their caviar, often served with finely chopped hard-boiled egg and onion on blinis (miniature pancakes).

Man, was I in trouble. I don't like beets, mushrooms, onions, chicken, eggs or caviar. Makes you wonder how I gained so much weigh, doesn't it?

Here we had the Russian Rouble. You guessed it. More Monopoly money.

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For each of our countries to visit, I thought it would be useful to try to learn a few key words. I think I was out of luck in Russia. The spell checker had a breakdown. After all that research, I don't recall uttering a single foreign word.

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Our tour this day was "City Highlights & Pushkin. What's a Pushkin, you ask? It's where Catherine's Palace is located, and was originally known as Tzar's Village.

After driving the main, multi-mile road through St. Petersburg, we arrived at Pushkin. We began with a visit to Catherine's Palace. Renowned for its splendid fairytale interior of fine furnishings and china, it ranks as one of the masterpieces of world art.

Peter the Great presented the estate to his wife Catherine in 1710. It served until the time of the last Tzar as the imperial family's summer residence. During World War II the palace suffered significant damage. Painstaking work has restored much of it to its original splendor.

Our arrival at the entrance was rushed, but since I was lagging behind anyway, I stopped to take this breathtaking panoramic view, assuming I'd have another chance for more close up photos on the way out. By the way, this never happened.

I'm standing in the middle of the courtyard (if you can call it that), aimed at the left side of the building entrance, going counterclockwise to the gates where we entered. Onward to the right side of the building entrance, past where everyone else was waiting for me, and around again to the gilded gates. Yes, that's me huffing and puffing in the background.

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At the entrance were intricately carved figurines that were originally covered with gold leaf.

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Once inside, we were at the beginning of an experience of a lifetime. I feel sorry for kids who loosely use the term awesome. Unless they've seen something like this palace, they have no clue as to the meaning of the word. Catherine's Palace is AWESOME!

We were guided through the various lavish rooms including the Throne Room, the State Dinning Room, the Reception Room, the Blue Drawing Room, and others. Some rooms were wallpapered in oil paintings.

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Yes, that's all gold leaf. Stunning in its opulence, it's hard to imagine, I think they said, ninety percent of this palace was destroyed during WWII, and most of this is restoration. I applaud the work that has been done on it.

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After the tour in the palace, we were escorted out a side door and through a section of the garden decorated with several pavilions, monuments, and bridges in a variety of styles.

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The grounds and gardens were massive. Eventually, we exited through a path where several outdoor vendors peddled Russian souvenirs. I managed to find a couple of items, including some needlework items.

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On the way back to town, St. Petersburg, we made note of architecture and other items along the way. I spotted one of my favorite places, Baskin Robins. Unfortunately we couldn't stop there.

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Most blocks had some type of police or military presence, just standing. No guns were visible. It gave the feel of my mental images of communist Russia.

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On this day and the next, we crossed the Neva River multiple times.

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Back in town, we stopped got lunch at a Russian restaurant. It was supposed to be beef stroganoff. I had to hunt for the ounce and a half of beef bites smothered in gravy. The mashed potatoes had a funny taste that I recalled from childhood to be half mashed turnips. Didn't like them then. Don't like them now. There was also some bottled water, a glass flat champagne (so I was told) and a shot glass of vodka with some kind of fly floating on the top in a couple of glasses. Yum.

We left the restaurant with one more stop to make at Cathedral of Saints Peter and Paul. It seemed every surface was ornate.

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Several of our tour guides discouraged us from purchasing anything from the venues we visited, saying there would be shopping later. This "later" place was woefully lacking.

The only souvenir stop in St. Petersburg was a reminder of cheap Mexico shopping. There were no local handcrafts other than the few at Catherine's Palace (which technically is in Pushkin), and everything seemed mass produced.

I was barely moving on my walk back from the bus to the ship because of my back. We returned to our ship quite exhausted, rested awhile and ended our day with a casual dinner in the Tides Dining room.

Lesley ended up being throwing up sick all night. We had eaten the same thing at lunch, but decided the stroganoff gravy must have had some oyster sauce in it. She is very allergic to oysters. It was a miserable night for her.

And a second day in Russia remained.

Wednesday, June 17, 2011 First Day      Second Day      Day 7 of Cruise - St. Petersburg, Russia
Pre-Cruise Harwich, England At Sea Copenhagen, Denmark At Sea Stockholm, Sweden Helsinki, Finland
St. Petersburg, Russia Tallinn, Estonia At Sea Gothenburg, Sweden At Sea London, England Post-Cruise

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